Oh hello, P3ers! I sure am glad we're sharing this adventure together. I don't know how this sad sap from River City wound up here, but I'm forever grateful I did. I'd like to thank the crew and producers of America's Got Talent for their tireless efforts to put on a show that is always moving under foot. And of course the talent that I am honored to have shared this global stage with. Y'all are the best. When we cross paths again, the first cuppa coffe is on me. Oh, and my shrink too. Come see

Oh hello, P3ers! Our pals at America's Got Talent asked Ryan Niemiller and me some questions. I'm an idiot and Ryan is an absolute pro. We'll both be on AGT: The Champions next Monday. ...well. How did I get here? | Puddles Pity Party

SUNDAY! | America's Got Talent contestants Puddles Pity Party & Piff The Magic Dragon team up for a double bill featuring the world-renown golden-voiced clown and the award-winning comedic magician. Tickets start at $49 and available at the door! www.PatchogueTheatre.org | Patchogue Theatre for the Performing Arts | Facebook