A five-foot-seven man and a woman in a designer gown walk onto a boat … No, these people aren’t the newest contestants on Love Island USA; they’re Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez, and they are officially married (we think).

Megyn Kelly was even less diplomatic on her podcast after Ms. Sánchez Bezos wore a white Alexander McQueen pantsuit with a lacy white corset underneath to President Trump’s swearing in ceremony in January. “She looked like a prostitute!” Ms. Kelly said. “She looked like a hooker!”