Last week in Madrid, Roger Federer was his typical self ... the nearly-inarguable greatest player in men's tennis history got a haircut. This wouldn't be news but for the fact that Fed's look ...

Zendaya stunned fans with her new role in Roger Federer-backed Swiss sportswear label On's sci-fi campaign, 'Zone Dreamers.

Darth Federer, with his new, all-black axe in tow, is just waiting for you to "eclipse" him. Good luck with that. You probably have a better chance of topping his $400-$800 haircut. FUN HOUSE ...