"'Dirty Dishes' is a tribute to late-'70s era John Lennon songs," Mallman says. "It's a also an open letter of forgiveness to a person I continue to love who once did some very nasty things to me.

A company called 'Dirty Dishes' has created a range of six plates with erotic designs. The dinner plates measure 10", come with a presentation box and stand, and cost £14.99 ($24) each.